Bangkok Massage parlours are everything they’re made out to be! Let me explain. I knew what to expect from reading Harbaugh’s fabulous guide to Bangkok massages, but that didn’t make the experience any less magical. In fact, from reading Stickman’s Bangkok blog I was skeptical and wondered if Bangkok had lost it’s magic from years gone by. Stickman, you’re plain wrong about that one!
Thanks to my research, I knew to avoid Patpong and Nana Plaza in advance. Ratchadaphisek had what I was looking for – the Bangkok massage services with happy endings, friendly prices, and gorgeous girls. (hey, I’m honest, right?!)
Anyway, the services were above anything I’ve ever experienced. For a few baht I was able to easily secure two on one service within minutes. One girl was an 8, the other a 10!!! I’m telling you guys, the magic is still resonating in my mind as I type this! Go go bars and karaoke bars, bathhouses. . .all lame compared to what I experienced in the massage parlour that night. I’m now off to Phuket tomorrow to further my Thailand adventures, but I can’t imagine anything comparable to my happy ending in Bangkok! Here is what I remember about how I got there (again, see Harbaugh’s guide for better details, my memory is a bit hazy ;-):
Ratchadaphisek runs north / south and the ultimate parlour I visited was just north of Sutthisan station. A small red sign illuminates the massage girls in the window, which is unmistakable when you see it as Matthew says. Just go in, point to whoever you’d like – this is where I chose two, and received a discount. . .I guess it was a slow night for them. Anyway, no problems at all, no negotiating, within 3 minutes I was dropping my drawers and two minutes later I had two gorgeous kittens all over me. Sorry if that sounds crass – but these are powerful memories I’m containing, my friends! I’ll write more later, not sure if Phuket will be worth it but I’ll know soon enough. Wish me luck!